Showing posts with label Houston. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Houston. Show all posts

Friday, July 11, 2008

Texans Training Camp Plotlines: 5 things to keep an eye on

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm going into withdrawals heading into this weekend. With training camp so close to starting, you can almost hear the mouthpieces boiling. As a result I have put together a list of the top 5 things to keep an eye on as the Houston Texans begin training camp in the next few weeks.

5) Who'll be Dre's running buddy?
Andre Johnson's starting spot will never be questioned. What's unclear to me is the wide receiver race opposite Johnson. Kevin Walter begins camp as the incumbent to the starting role, but with playmaker Andre Davis cashing in this past offseason you have to wonder if the front office might feel a little obligated. Davis fits well in the slot, but don't underestimate the Brandon Stokely effect a guy like Walter could have at the slot as well (The Colts version, not the Broncos). Also keep an eye on Jacoby Jones. I don't really know what to make of him following last season, but he showed some flashes of brilliance in the preseason. It'll be interesting to see whether or not he's ready to challenge for more playing time.

4) Will Duane Brown survive?
General Manager Rick Smith has earned my confidence. S
o if he thinks Duane Brown was worth drafting a little higher than projected, then I'm sticking with him. The concern I have is whether or not having to fight off a bear (a.k.a. Mario Williams) throughout training camp is going to make or break him. Some guys rise to the challenge (Demeco Ryans), and some guys can't handle the challenge (David Carr). Let's hope he toughens up because Mario was embarrassing the poor rook in mini-camp.

3) Who gets hurt first, Green or Brown?
Cheap shot, I know. But seriously, Ahman Green was the most frustrating part of last year. Learn how to fall, dude. Former Tennessee Titan Chris Brown joins Green in the backfield this year, along with his own well-documented list of injuries. The question at this point isn't if one of them is going to get hurt, but rather when and who, if not both. Also be on the lookout to see how they plan on using rookie Steve Slaton.



2) How will the offense look post-Mike Sherman?
Mike Sherman's headed off to salvage what's left of Texas A&M's football program, leaving quarterbacks coach Kyle Shanahan in charge as the offensive coordinator. Sherman's offense proved effective last year as the Texans set a franchise record for most points scored in a single game, and it will be interesting to see what changes we'll see from Shanahan. With offensive line coach Alex Gibb's playing Extreme Makeover: Texans O-Line Edition, will we finally see the heavy rushing attack that head coach Gary Kubiak has been lobbying the front office for? Or will he take a more Chris Palmer approach and have Schaub start throwing 3 and 5 yard out routes? With so many dynamic players on the Texans 2008 offense, it will be interesting to see if he can incorporate them all effectively.

1) Will Mario Williams remain "Super?"
I think Super Mario found his mushroom power-up halfway through last season, which resulted in a 14.5 sack total by season's end. In mini-camp earlier this summer he demoralized our first round draft pick. At the moment he looks to build on a solid sophomore outing, while Vince and Reggie look to catch up after some slightly less impressive seasons. Will Williams be able to build on his success, or was last season merely a fluke?


Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Gulf Coast Curse

Before I begin I just wanted to start off by saying what's up and thanks for wasting a couple minutes out of your day checking out my first official blog post. Figured I'd give this whole thing a try and see what becomes of it. Anyway, enjoy.

Forget Goats. Forget Ruth. The Greatest Curse in Sports is not simply relegated to one team or one sport, but an entire region of the Unites States. I refer to it simply as The Gulf Coast Curse.

As far as I’m concerned, there is not a more powerful curse in all of professional sports. It's origins are untraceable, but the effects of this curse are well-documented. If your favorite professional team is within 100 miles of the Gulf of Mexico, don't expect to win.

Let's take a look at each NFL team lining the world's 9th largest body of water.

Houston Oilers:
Can we say 1992 AFC Wild Card vs. the Buffalo Bills? Most Houstonians would rather not. Either way, when the team's moving truck showed up in 1996, the Oilers left town with 2 AFL championships and 20 losing seasons.

Franchise winning season percentage: 44%

Houston Texans:
Since 2002 they've produced one non-losing season, going 8-8 in 2007. They seem to be gaining ground, but talk is cheap and the Oilers proved that even with a good team the odds are against them.

Franchise winning season percentage: 0%

New Orleans Saints:
I dare someone to argue with me on this. With an all-time winning percentage of 40% and a dismal 2 playoff wins ever, the Saints are quite possibly the most infamous victim of the GCC. And terrible ownership.

Franchise winning season percentage: 33%

Jacksonville Jaguars:

The Jacksonville Jaguars are just outside of the 100 mile affected zone. I suppose that's why they've been respectable since their inception.

Franchise winning season percentage: 58% (amazing what an effect a couple more miles has).

Tampa Bay Buccaneers:
Yes, I understand the Buccaneers pose a significant contradiction to my theory with their Super Bowl XXXVII victory over the Raiders. Take away that season and you're looking at the only team in NFL history to ever go winless in a season. Of course Bucs fans like to forget that one, which is easy. They can always bury it under the 20 other losing seasons.

Franchise winning season average: 33%

Miami Dolphins:

The Miami Dolphins are the best argument to discredit my GCC theory. With back-to-back Super Bowl wins in 1972-73, the 'Fins were the only ray of hope for football fans around the Gulf Coast. The Curse has definately reared it's ugly head since Mr. Ricky Williams jumped ship, but Miami has proven quite resilient to the GCC throughout history with only 9 losing seasons to their credit.

Franchise winning season average: 78% (hard to believe these days)

In all, Miami has proven to be the only team capable of withstanding the undeniable effects that every other NFL team based within 100 miles of the Gulf of Mexico has weathered. Despite their history of success, Gulf Coast NFL teams still only have 3 lombardi trophies to their credit, and the list of accomplishments is overwhelmingly eclipsed by the list of blunders and embarassments.

I figured this would be a good starting point for this blog. Any Houston fan can agree that sometimes it just feels like we're cursed. Truth is, you're right. I just gave it a name.